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January 28th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

So my dears, you may be wondering where I have been these couple of weeks. The answer? ASPEN! Yep, while you dedicated professionals were being dedicated to your professions, I was off skiing (badly) in ASPEN. That’s the place where celebrities slip and fall on icy streets and the snow is made of real, genuine, 100% gold plate. Its just like QVC, only better.

Lets chat about some things I did whilst there, shall we?

First, I did some skiing. Stop laughing, its true. I swished down the mountain with all the grace of a gazelle fleeing a hungry sabre-toothed tiger. I also lifted ceremonial glasses of alcohol to my cold, parched lips after each run …errr…day. That contributed to a bit of tom foolery in various locales such as Ajax Tavern, Revel, and room 66 at The Little Nell.

I made some new friends and didn’t alienate my old ones. So that was good. I also spent one million dollars. That was less good. My American Express card actually gasped, hiccuped, and then sizzled to its early quietus. A crowd of hushed onlookers gathered to experience its spectacular demise. It was a sight to behold, lemme tell ya!

Here are some pics of me in action:

Drinking at the Nell...in the hall

Drinking at the Nell...in the hall

With Zoe in the street

With Zoe in the street

Out on the town - Zoe looks HAWT!

Out on the town - Zoe looks HAWT!

At Ajax Tavern

At Ajax Tavern

As you can see, a good time was had by all. And due to a snow flurry that didn’t materialize, my flight home was cancelled forcing me to stay put until Sunday. Thanks Momma Nature!

xx

-B

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  1. Brendan
    January 31st, 2010 at 12:41 | #1

    Come back soon!!!

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